I’ll be your teacher this afternoon. The best way to delay one’s math homework is with a survey. Example:

1. how are you?
Decent.

2. who was the last person you hugged?
Aaron.

3. look to your left, what do you see?
OH GOD, A BED!

4. where do you like to be the most?
In my room.

5. whats your fave film?
Probably Apollo 13. I like Tom Hanks, I like Kevin Bacon, and I like space.

6. what does the last person you commented on myspace mean to you?
Man, when was the last time someone commented on my MySpace…I think it was Matt. If so, he’s an awesome friend of mine.

7. what did you last laugh about?
Sean being a dork.

8. where was your default taken?
In my room.

9. whats the first thing you look for in a girl/guy?
Personality-wise? Intelligence. Physical-wise? Their general body structure.

10. if your still in school, what’s your fave lesson?
Anything statistics. Or philosophy.

11. what do you work as / want to work as?
I WANT to be a psychometrician. But that depends on a lot of things.

12. do you play video games? if so, which is your fave game?
Hahaha, Gears of War 2, bitch!

13. who never fails to make you laugh?
Sean.

14. what are you listening to right now?
Music

15. who did you last have a sleepover with?
Does the Orgy Couch count? If so, Aaron.

16. i bet you miss someone, who?!
No one!

17. are you happy with your life right now?
Meh.

18. why did you last get upset?
I couldn’t figure out my math. ‘Cause I’m dumb.

19. who was the last person you texted?
No texty.

20. who do you live with?
Only the coolest people on the planet.

21. do you like living with them?
Durh.

22. whats your mood right now on myspace?
Hahaha, I haven’t changed that since last spring. I think it’s “stressed.”

24. did you realise that there was no 23?
Pfft.

25. what does your profile song mean to you?
What IS my profile song?

26. who did you last shout at and why?
I was shouting at Aaron ‘cause he was down the hall.

27. are you normally a happy person?
Sure.

28. what was the last thing you went to see in the movies and with who?
Simpsons Movie? Yeah, that long ago. I went with my dad, haha.

29. whats your fave food?
Potatoes. Or M&Ms. Tough one.

30. are you in love?
Indeed.

31. do you remember how you were 3 years ago?
Ewwww.

32. if so, does it make you cringe?
See above.

33. if you could be with someone right now, who would it be?
The person I’m with right now.

34. do you have any blogs on your myspace?
Hahahahaha.

35. whats your fave thing in your room?
Vaio!!

36. is this quiz boring you?
I’ve seen better. But I’ve also seen worse.

37. if you had one wish, what would you wish for?
Leibniz. Alive, naked, and on my bed.

38. when was the last time you lied?
Today sometime.

39. are your lips chapped?
Nah.

40. any last words?
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Tune in for tomorrow’s class entitled, “Oh Crap, I Shouldn’t Have Delayed that Inevitable Linear Algebra Homework.”