Follow up to yesterday:

I have also calculated that my getting a B in Nonparametric Stats will lower my cumulative GPA to a 3.969. One goddamn THOUSANDTH below the summa cum laude cutoff. And no, they don’t round up to the hundredth, in case anyone was wondering, so I won’t even get to wear my gold cord.

Can this get any better?

And people never believe me when I tell them I’m a fuck up.

(2-years-later edit: wow, I forgot how much this month just absolutely sucked.)