Next time won’t you sing with me?
It’s 4 in the morning. I hate life right now. You get a survey.
Hi, my name is:
Claudia
But you can call me:
Sir.
My fav color is:
Orange FTW.
My high school was:
Not too bad. The best part was lunchtime with all my dorky friends. And that one teacher who liked me. And that cranky old guy who didn’t.
My hair is:
STILL FREAKING RED! What the hell, that was supposedly a temporary dye. I want my black back.
My birthday is:
The same day as Groundhog’s Day.
My middle name is:
The most popular female middle name in the United States.
When I look down I see:
A blanket.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’:
I’d probably be freaking out, ‘cause I would be like “what the hell, I was just sitting in my chair at home and now I’m on this crazy set?”
By this time next year:
I’ll have graduated. Twice. And preparing to leave for grad school.
Or I’ll have shot myself because I didn’t get into grad school.
I have a hard time understanding:
Why I’m doing this survey. ‘Cause for some reason, I’m thinking I’ve done this one before.
And math. I’m a failure and a quitter when it comes to math. And a failure and a quitter in general.
I have a hard time understanding why I even bother, how’s that?
If you spent the night at my house:
You’d never speak to me again, most likely.
The one person who can drive me nuts is:
Myself. I suck.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself:
METALOCALYPSE season 1 on DVD, bitch! I’m so excited for that to get here.
Most recent thing someone else bought me:
Dinner at Winger’s. Thanks, Rob.
In the morning I:
Hope that this will be the day that I’m better in the head. The optimism is fading, though.
If I was an animal I’d be a:
Bird of some sort. Maybe. I dunno. You’d best watch out, or I’ll crap on your car.
What’s your top friends name:
Rob!
Do you get along with this person all the time:
We fight over stupid little things. Usually my idiocy.
How old is the person:
Twenty.
Has this person ever cooked for you:
Nope.
Have you ever kissed this person:
Yup.
Are you really close to this person:
No, not really, I don’t like him that much.
Could you live with this person:
He doesn’t know what he’s in for.
How long have you known this person:
Since college started. Sort of. It’s complicated.
Have you ever had a sleepover with this person:
I don’t think the fishbowl night counted as a sleepover, seeing as how sleeping failed to occur.
If you ever moved away would you miss this person:
Of course.
Do you know everything about this person:
Nope.
Have you ever made something with this person:
We’ve constructed opposing arguments for the free will vs. determinism debate, does that count?
Ever been in love:
Yeah.
Believe in love at first sight:
Eh.
What is your bed size:
It’s an aero bed…I don’t know what size it is, we just threw some random blankets on it and called it good.
Do you prefer writing in pen or pencil:
Pen!
What’s your favorite season:
Blazing hot summer. What the hell is this rain and 50 degree weather in June?
Favorite radio station:
106.3
Coke or Pepsi:
Neither.
Favorite subject in school:
TESTS AND MEASUREMENTS!
Last book you read:
Good question. I haven’t read anything outside of textbooks for quite awhile. I’m reading Faust now, though.
Do you prefer cats or dogs:
Cats. Totally.
What’s your dream job:
Psychometrician. Plus Leibniz scholar. Plus Leibniz’ wife. Yes, that would be a job.
What kind of car do you drive:
A Subaru, but it’s my mom’s. And I’m learning to drive stick on my dad’s 22-year-old Jeep.
Are you a better talker or better listener:
I’m pretty good at both. I just wish sometimes that people would let me talk. I’ve got things I need to express, and nobody will listen. It sucks.
What do you miss most about childhood:
Not being old enough yet to recognize how crappy a human being I really am. Or was. Or whatever.
How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test:
UNO!
How many kids do you want:
Kids suck.
Can you cook:
Bahahahahaha…
Have you been to Disney World:
Nope.
How many TRUE best friends do you have:
I dunno.
Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth:
Cry over the truth. This “I lied to protect your feelings” stuff is crap.
Who’s the last person you got into a argument with:
Rob. Yes, I call that an argument.
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move:
I’m not telling. Leave me alone.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy:
A bit. I can get past it, though.
Whats the best feeling in the world:
Success. I’ll probably never feel that again, though.
Are you close with your mom and dad?
Yeah.
Do you tell your parents everything:
Not as much as I used to. When I talk it pisses them off because I’m so damn down right now.
What’s your favorite color to wear:
Orange. Or lime green.
Who was the last person in your bedroom:
My mom, probably.
What’s something that someone can do that really bothers you:
Tell me “it’s okay.” It’s not okay. Go to hell.
What are you freakishly obsessed with:
Oh god…psychometrics, Leibniz, Voltaire, color, MySpace, blogging, and techno.
And Metalocalypse. I’m way too obsessed with that show. I think I have a problem.
What piercings do you want:
I want my nose pierced. Maybe I’ll do that right before band camp.
Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass or fail:
Pass, bitch!
Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
Doubt it.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in:
Before, ‘cause it’s ice cold here.
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower:
Haha, no.
Your favorite sport to watch:
Sports suck.
Ever had stitches:
Just internal stitches.
Have you ever given money to a homeless person:
Yup.
Would you kiss someone of same sex for $100:
Doesn’t that kind of border on prostitution?
Prostitution Lite?
Oh man, that would be an awesome band name!
More of a coffee or alcohol drinker:
Neither.
Ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire:
Nope.
Do you snore:
Probably.
What are you afraid of:
Failure. Commitment. TV screens.
All together, how many people have you kissed?
Two.
Are you comfortable with your body:
It’s a piece of shit. I guess that suits me, though.
What’s your stand on gay marriage:
What the hell is everyone so uptight about? Let them get married and STFU.
What about abortions:
See above. Except replace “married” with “have an abortion”
How do you like this quiz:
Oh shit, that was a quiz? Did I get an A?
Immoratlizing this somewhere other than the forums
I’m going to immortalize this somewhere other than on the forum to which I belong, because I thought it was hilarious. This is what happens when teenagers attempt to argue, somewhat seriously, a completely pointless topic.
if one smelt it, have they really dealt it?
It has been stated the first to smell it truly is the one who deals it, as everyone is particular of their own gas secretions.
Scientifically though, it is possible to rip and run, and follow through with a silent run, confusing many as to who had farted.
But he who denies it, does he supply it?
Hypothesis: He who denies it supplies it.
Experiment: One of two people farts in a room. Two third parties blame each suspect of the deed. Both deny.
Proof: If there is one fart, yet two deniers, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.
Experiment2: One of two people fart. Both suspects are asked by a third party if they did it. The guilty party confesses to his deed, while the innocent party denies.
Proof: If the supplier can choose to not deny it, then the denier is not necessarily the supplier.
Results: He who denies it supplies it is not a legitimate theorem.
its like schrödinger’s fart
either person could have farted until someone admits it
until someone admits it, the fart is in a quantum superposition
I have found that, at times, he who said the rhyme did the crime.
Interesting.
I see I have much to learn on the philosophical quandaries of flatus.
I did it. It was me.
Forums. They’re fun, aren’t they?
Waiter! I JUST WANT SOUP, DAMMIT!
Bored. Drew crap in Flash. Supposed to be somewhat abstract. Deal with the crappiness.
Must find job must find job must find job must
I’ve blogged about this a long time ago, but it’s still fun.
- “Leibniz” is word #46,084 and is a more commonly used word than…
- Dismounting, tyrannosaurus, battleaxe, and—get this—noodle.
- “Spinoza” is word #36,758 and is a more commonly used word than…
- Toenails, extruded, substandard, and…Citibank.
- Newton (5,361) + Calculus (26,498) = Cookie (FIG NEWTONS OMG!) (31859)
- Leibniz (46,084) + Calculus (26,498) = Quim, and though I can’t find an exact definition, it has something to do with the vagina. And that’s good enough for me. (72,582)
- And “psychometrics” isn’t among the 86,800 most commonly used words. Sad.
- Sparta is word #17,986. Kant is right after that.
- This (23) + is (9) + Sparta (17,986) = Regrettable (18,018)
Claudia is bored.
I should be stopped
More of these. Because I cannot stop.
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