Silly MSN Conversations with Maggie


Haha, Maggie, we are weird people when we get on MSN Messenger together.

For some reason I decided to read our message history tonight. Here are some of our more random, um, “conversations.” Maggie’s in blue, I’m in red.

hi, i’m wearing pants!
Aloha! I’m wearing tacos!

Oh noes! They’ll still stone you!
so I’ll be stoned?
The bad kind, not the fun kind!

Coming back up, are you? (forgive how sexual that sounds)

yay cookies.
Oh yes. Yes yes yes.

good time to do laundry, i guess.
or maybe it’s a plot of the penguins
Prime mating time, perhaps??
hmmm do the penguins require washing machines to mate?
Reminds them of shifting glaciers
ah
so the penguins are ordering me to do laundry at two AM because they’re all horny?
Heck, if I were a penguin, that’s what I’d be doing
heck, that’s what i’d be doing even if i weren’t a penguin…

I think I’ll be purple for a while…
Purple=sex!
yay sex!

I basically have a grab bag of insanity for my classes (this was last spring, when I was only taking 20 credits. Haha, I had no idea what I had in store for myself later…)

I’d do Amazon
And I’d buy the book from there, too

But it’s HUMP DAY!

and the ones who get offended if something you say is even *slightly* sexual?
OMG THATS SEXUAL YOUR TEH ANTYCRIST
those people need to die.
A horrible, penis-filled death
why does the phrase “penis-filled death” make me laugh?
Cause it’s got the words “penis” and “filled” in it and they’re both funny words when put together?
I want a penis-filled death
Or life

need distraction from brain… AUGH!
Sounds like a good reason to go milk pirates (in reference to the Hebrides songs we played last spring. Haha, wow, this sounds really disturbing without that reference…well, I guess “even more disturbing” I should say).

The most I’ve ever truly done in a math class was draw a little flip book of a stick figure tripping over pi
I spent geometry making fun of perfect squares and got detention for it
“Why aren’t there perfect hexagons LOL” kind of crap

I totally deserved detention

I have this sudden desire to go streaking down my hall…

With all the poking we’ve been doing on Facebook, shouldn’t we have crapped out a combined 200 or so kids by now?

I cannot arrest children for being rude.
what a lame rule.
I totally arrest children for that all the time

I think I’d like to die in the making of the bonfire that destroys the Sistine Chapel…
that could be fun.
omg jesus’ ass is on f–*bursts into flames*
If I die doing that, I want the full description of what I was doing on my tombstone…
Done

hey, i just realized that my week started today…
Ah
Happy MMSAP!
that’s a fun acronym…
sounds like a bad song…
Like MMMBop!!

Foooood yaa
German, yaa
I didn’t know studying Islam made me speak with “yaa” at the end of each sentence
Yaa
well, try not to let Islam destroy thine mind.
take a RAB break.
I just might
And then I’ll DO SOME MOTHERFUCKIN’ DRUGS!

I’m staring at pictures of naked people with pizza.
while listening to the Canticle of the Virgin Mary.
Irony?

Does constipation cause arousal?
and can arousal cause constipation?
Haha “Oh god honey that was so amaz–oh, hold on. Laxative time.”

All of these are from the night we spent in Ridenbaugh before going down to Boise.
I want to (flap) you (the “(flap)” was a little animated stick figure flapping his penis around. Just FYI.)
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
STFU I try to do flash!

Your music sucks!
I know, I know!
Turn your damn music off, hippie!
You’re no fun, George!
My teeth are wooden, what do you want!?!?!

Why aren’t you people talking to me?!
I’m right here!
LOL
THAT IS NOT A SUFFICIENT RESPONSE! I HATE YOU!

I still want to (flap) you

I want to play truth or dare, does that mean I’m a preteen?

wifey
wifey!
wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey!! wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey wifey
Shut the hell up!

Good times. We’ll definitely have to hang out in Ridenbaugh before we go down to wherever the hell we’re going this year. Yay!

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