Blog 649: in which Claudia Realizes She Blogs Far Too Much. And Then Decides to Get a Taco.


Dangit, Maggie, stop doing surveys! 

1. Obsessed with sex?
Obsessed with talking about it. Not so much the act. In fact, it’s quite the opposite when it comes to the actual act.

2. Shorter than 5’3″?
Shut up! You don’t know me! You can’t judge me!

3. In your pajamas?
No, actually, I’m 5’4″ in my pajamas.

 4. Left-handed?
I’m Q-handed, does that count?


LAST:

1. Last friend you saw:
Sean, Sean, Bo-Bean, Banana-Fanna-Fo Fean, Fe-Fi-mo Mean…Sean!
(he’d totally kill me if he saw that)

2. Talked to on the phone:
My mom!

3. Person to text message you:
No one!


FAVORITE:

1. Number:
11

2. Season?
Summer


QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?:
Thought, “Friday, yay!” Then, “Stats test, crap!”

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?:
How I did on my stats test.

Q: What’s the last movie you watched and who’d you watch it with?:
I can’t even remember the last time I watched a movie.

Q: Where is the last place you went?:
Rec center!

Q: Do you wish upon STARS?:
Hell yeah! Fun fact: It makes no difference where they are.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?:
A bed.

Q: Why did you sleep there?
It was a bed.

Q: When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.

Q: What are you about to do?:
Prance around.

Q: What do you hear right now?:
TV.

Q: What’s your favorite date?
Behold:
(it’s a date fruit, get it? Get it?!)

 Q: How many kids do you want/have?:
AAAAAAA KIDS GET THEM AWAY!


TEN FACTS
1. Hometown:
Moscow, ID

2. Natural hair color:
Black

3. Height:
5’3″ (5’4″ in my pajamas)

4. Eye color:
Hazel.

8. Favorite color(s)?:
Orange, lime green, hot pink, yellow.

9. Most important thing(s) in the world?:
Success!

11. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt?:
No comment.

 12. Are you a frog?:
No, I’m Halifax. I’m 5’3″, except when I’m in my pajamas, in which case I’m 5’4″. Nice to meet you!

13. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
I put the pieces back together using glitter glue! Pain = no more, glittery organ that pumps blood = yay!

14. Have you ever broken someone else’s heart?
Not to the best of my recollection. And if I ever did, my glitter glue is theirs to be had.

15. If you could go back in time and change things would you?:
Yes.

16. Do you think you’re a good bf/gf?:
Heck yes! In the short time I was one, I think I was pretty good.

17. Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance?:
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…sure.

19. Like anyone right now?:
Teehee!

20. Do they like you?:
They talk to me, does that count?


FIRSTS:
24. First piercing
Ears

25. First failing grade:
NEVER! BWA-HA-HA!

26. First sport you joined:
T-ball. Yeah, guys, I totally was in a sport!

27. First pet:
Cat. Wooder?

28. First vacation?
Missouri? (Haha, Maggie, you typed in “Canada” as your answer and I glanced at it real fast and thought it read “Claudia”—I was all “wtf you’ve never vacationed in me!” And now I’m laughing because that sounded incredibly, incredibly dirty.)


LASTS:

30. Last piercing:
Ears.

32. Last kiss:
Long, long ago.
Probably in a galaxy far, far away, I can’t remember.
C3PO was there, though.

 33. Last vacation:
Band trip!!

34. Last book read:
I’ve got like 5 pages left in Machiavelli’s The Prince.


CURRENTLY
49. Eating:
Nothing!

52. I’m about to:
Do nothing!

58. Want kids:
Never!

59. Want to get married:
Never!


WHICH IS BETTER FOR A BF/GF?
68. Lips or eyes:
Eyes.

69. Hugs or kisses:
Kissy-kissy-poo! (vomit)

70. Older or Younger:
Don’t care.

72. Romantic or spontaneous:
Again, are these supposed to be opposite? Romantic, because spontaneity sucks.

73. Pets:
Which pets are better for a BF/GF? Who knows? They only speak German! (Yes, I’m quoting MST3K. If you can tell me what short that’s from, you get $10).

74. Taller or shorter:
Again, don’t care. Though it’s tough to find those shorter.

75. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship.

77. Trouble-maker or hesitant:
Don’t care.


HAVE YOU EVER:
78. Kissed a stranger:
Nope.

79. Drank bubbles:
Like, bubbles that you dip the little wand into? Those taste nasty!

81. Worn contacts:
For a few days. Hurt my eyes.

84. Broken someone’s heart:
Nope.

85. Been in trouble with the cops?
Nope.

87. Cried when someone died:
Of course.

88. Lost a friend:
Yeah.


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. The Easter Bunny:
He lives on Drury Lane, doesn’t he?
Oh wait.

90. Miracles:
Only on 34th street. All others are BOGUS!

91. Love at first sight:
I dunno.

94. Sex on the first date:
Ha, go for it, if it’s what both of you want!

95. Kiss on the first date:
Sure!

96. Killing someone to save a loved ones life:
I dunno.

97. Abortion:
Pro-choice.

98. Do you think it’s an addicts fault they are addicted?:
Eh.

99. Do you like cheese?
Cheese is freaking awesome.

100. Does red bull give you wings?
No, it gives you wiiiiiiiiiiings!

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