Facts about the 20th year of life:
-The brain has reached maturity by age 20 and thus begins its long, slow deterioration.
-Starting between the ages of 20-30 (sometimes 25-30), people begin to lose roughly 5 to 10 pounds of muscle during each decade of life.
-This muscle loss causes a drop in the metabolism by 5%-7%.
-Bones are still not at peak density.
-Peak height has been reached, after age 20, average heights start to decline.

Happy freaking birthday to me.

Lighter note:
~Coolest pants in the universe came in the mail today
~My mom bought me SPSS and SAS
~My dad gave me a $150 visa gift card (use: socks, more cool pants, etc.)
~I have officially reached the age where I deem it acceptable—nay, necessary—for me to comment on society in general and in particular young peoples’ behavior by shaking my head and muttering, “kids today!” and “today’s music is nothing but crap!” and “back in my day…”

Bonus phrase: “Get the hell off my lawn, you unruly youngsters!”