Today I’m going to give you an equation for a very dangerous situation. Are you ready?

• Start with a base of $1,700 in one’s checking account.
• Add a debit card and mix thoroughly.
• Sprinkle in a PayPal account.
• Add liberal amounts of access to eBay.
• Stir and wait for insanity.

So far on eBay I’ve found an Antarctica map from 1963, a National Geographic from 1957 featuring a 70-page spread on Antarctica when they were first really starting to explore it, some uncirculated Antarctic currency, and a CD full of old Cape Cod Radio Mystery Theatre pieces. Love.

And somebody’s selling their rights for their liver. I’m debating on bidding.