Haha, hello again! Since I got to campus early (like at 9:30) this morning, I was bored out of my MIND. So I went to the computer lab and came up with a few more font reviews. Then, when I came home, I realized that I had none of these fonts on my own computer; thus none of them showed up. So to keep things simple, these will all be in Times New Roman standard format. If you’re really that desperate to see what they look like, I suggest going to the Ag Sci computer lab, because it was on those computers that these were found. Annnnnnnnd, go!

DotumChe
This amuses me just because of the name: DotumChe. It sounds like the sound you make after a joke, you know? “Two tom-toms and a cymbal fell off a cliff. DotumChe!” Also, when you try to spell-check it, the first suggestion that comes up is “douche.”

Font
Ah, the font perfect for people who name their dog “Dog” and their cat “Cat” and their kid “Kid” and read “Magazine” and “Newspaper” daily. This is like the American dream of fonts, only it’s not called that. It’s called “Font.”
This font sponsored by “Sponsor.”

Informal Roman
Unfortunately for all of us, there is no archeological evidence supporting the Romans’ use of computers (let alone fonts), but several stubborn “historians” have continually voiced the idea and have constructed what they dub Informal Roman, a font similar to what had existed in Rome before the Romans began putting their computers next to their particle accelerators and having their hard drives erased by the powerful electromagnets (and thus abandoning the idea of computers all together). According to these historians, this font was of particular use in the typing of plans for arches and aqueducts in Microsoft Verbum documents. When creating final formal reports, Romans used Formal Roman, the equivalent of today’s Wingdings.

SuperFrench (yes, there’s a font called “SuperFrench”)
You have the right to become a SuperFrench. Anytime you choose to become a SuperFrench can and will be a time when you are allowed to utter the phrases “oui oui!” and “sacre bleu!” and “le croissant is too hard for my delicate teeth, you infernal pastry monkey!” both inside and outside French boarders. You have the right to speak French and to have a French person present during any SuperFrench adventures in any cafés you come across. If you cannot afford a French costume, cheese will be provided for you.

Blackladder ITC
This is the type of font used back in Elizabethan times by those jokesters that went around pasting “kick thee” signs on their friends’ backs and by tattoo artists who complied with the requests of drunken frat boys who wanted “I say, I do believe that Elizabeth I is quite a looker, pipeth-pipeth!” tattooed on their chests.

Niagra Solid
Because we need more fonts that rhyme with “Viagra.”