Well, it being a year since I started blogging, I decided that today and tomorrow (at least) would be dedicated to reminiscing over the insanity. Today, I shall present you with the top 20 blog titles. Tomorrow shall be the top 20 blogs.

Yes, I’ve done this before, but that was nearly 5 months ago and the lists were only 10 items long then. Things must expand with time!

Top 20 blog titles:
1.      Jimmy crack corn one more time and I’m referring him to a specialist
2.      I think it was Socrates who said, “Hello! My name is Socrates!”
3.      Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Hobos
4.      Put that in your hickory-smoked sausage and exploit it!
5.      This just in: geophagists across the globe are biting the dust!
6.      If a tree falls in the forest, can we still have sex later?
7.      Mother Teresa called…she HATES you!
8.      Maxed out! No limits! Reaching for the horizon! Putting silly putty on the radiator!
9.      The masses never triumph! It is all an illusion, like those stupid “magic eye” things!
10.  Time travel? Travel time! Speak coherently, Yoda does.
11.  Claudia can’t think of a good blog: the blog
12.  How long can these subject headings be, anyway? I mean can you just ramble on and on and oh here it is
13.  Aaaargh! Real lobsters!
14.  When judgment day arrives, Atheists won’t have a prayer!
15.  U of I: the FEMA of universities
16.  I heart Descartes
17.  Memory is like the sun: if it disappears, it’ll take you approximately eight minutes to notice.
18.  Do me like a crossword puzzle!
19.  Why limit friendship by naming a SQUARE after it? Why is there no friendship CUBE, huh?
20.  E=MC Hammer

The “Waiter” series
1.      Waiter! There’s a hippo in my taco grande!
2.      Waiter! There’s a Freudian in my Id!
3.      Waiter! There’s a Creationist in my Primordial Soup!
4.      Waiter! There’s a(n) [insert item/person] in my [insert thing that makes it sound witty]
5.      Waiter! There’s some Voltaire in my English book! (what’re the odds of that?!)
6.      Waiter! There’s a quadriplegic in my Jazzercise class!
7.      Cephalopod! There’s a soup in my waiter!
8.    Waiter! There’s an…aw, screw it, can I just get some pasta?