Boredom + online handwriting analyzer!


What should I be doing? Studying for stats and various other classes. What am I doing? An online handwriting analysis. According to this one website, this is what my handwriting says:

-You are a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth.  You need to visualize the end of a project before you start. You find joy in anticipation and planning.  Notice that I said you plan everything you are going to do—that doesn’t necessarily mean things go as planned. You feel you have the ability to achieve anything you set your mind to.  However, you set your goals using practicality—not too “out of reach”.

-In reference to your mental abilities, you have a very investigating and creating mind. You investigate projects rapidly because you are curious about many things. You get involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but you soon must slow down and look at all the angles. You probably get too many things going at once. When you slow down, then you become more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, you must slow down to do it. You then decide what projects you have time to finish. Thus you finish at a slower pace than when you started the project. You have the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. Your mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. You can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. You can then switch into your low gear. When you are in the slower mode, you can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. You are more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

-You use judgment to make decisions. You are ruled by her head, not her heart. You are a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see you as unemotional. You do have emotions but have no need to express them. You are withdrawn into yourself and enjoy being alone. The circumstances when you do express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets you mad enough to tell him or her off, you will not be sorry about it later. You put a mark in your mind when someone angers you. You keep track of these marks and when you hit that last mark you will let them know they have gone too far. You are ruled somewhat by self-interest. All your conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. You will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. You would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. You are not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to you, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of your sound judgment. You will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else.

-You exaggerate about everything that has a physical nature. Although you may not intend to deceive or mislead, you blow things way out of proportion because that is the way you view them. You will be a good storyteller. This exaggeration relates to all areas of your material world. You have a vivid imagination.

-You are selective when picking friends. You do not trust everyone. You have a select group of people that are truly close to her, usually two or three. You are careful when choosing her inner circle of friends.

-You are sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect your ego when you feel hurt.

-You have a temper. You use this as a defense mechanism when you don’t understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around you.

I’m so bored.

What sayest thou? Speak!