Happy President’s Day, people! If I weren’t so lazy, I’d give you all a ranking of the presidents, but hey…I’m lazy. So a big shout out to my man, Millard Fillmore.

Why isn’t President’s Day on your birthday?

Oh, and then there’s this…wow…okay…I think this is proof I’ve been watching way too much Boston Legal lately…

I had a dream last night that William Shatner and I got married. In a green church. With us both wearing green. It was like some sort of St. Patrick’s Day Wedding of Sex, or something.

But the strange thing is, I kind of liked it.

Do I have a problem?