Naw, she doesn’t. The Pope does.

Anyway, why all of a sudden is everybody obsessed with penguins? Freakin’ everybody. Yes, they’re cute…yes, they’re loud…yes, they crap on everything…

But I think, in order to be obsessed with penguins, at least some people should be obsessed with, I dunno…global warming?! Because if global warming continues to accelerate, the penguins will be all gone. Think about that.

Okay, I’m done. Rant over.