I’m calling this a game, but it’s more of a psychological profiling type thing I devised last night in a moment of strangeness (one of many!).

You are given this question:
A quantum physicist, a lawyer, and a cat are placed into a white 10×10 room. They are given the question: “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?” and asked to answer it. They are locked in the room and given no food or toiletry items. After twenty-four hours, the door is unlocked and the subjects are removed. Who is the victor, the quantum physicist, the lawyer, or the cat?

Your task is to answer the question with a full and complete (a sentence or so) detailed report of how you came to your answer and why you think you are correct.

The first person to answer correctly wins a free lap dance!

I’m not kidding!

Aneel, you already have a head start, but I suggest you get moving. I know you want that lap dance.