If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
(does anyone really care? I don’t.)

If a roommate plays their country music at 140 decibels and no one is around, does the idiocy in the room still rise?

If a person having computer problems goes to a Freudian for help, are their computer problems ultimately their mother’s fault?

If a geophagist “bites the dust”, will anyone really take notice?
(this is my favorite!)

If a Claudia rambles on for an infinite time for an infinite number of blogs, will she eventually get a comment?
(doubtful)

Okay, I’m done. Hope you likey!

…I likey.