So I’ve decided that, at some point, I shall purchase some sort of fish and care for it and love it and keep it in my dorm room for company. That is, if I can find the time to make a Wal-Mart run to get said fish.

Anyways, I have some names picked out, but I don’t know which one to go for. Suggestions welcome!

Names for fishy fish of happiness and joy:
1) Cup Deja-vu. I thought of this name awhile back, and I think it sounds really cool. Say it out loud: “Cup Deja-Vu”. It makes people stop and think, “what the crap did she just say the fish’s name was?”
2) Freud. Self-explanatory. For the mother-burdened fish of the group.
3) Narcissus. Again, self-explanatory. I’ll name him this if he’s all like, “hell yes…pick me ’cause I rock!” when I see him at the store.
4) Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Only if I get two fish. Or a fish and a snail. That would rock.

Okay, that’s all I can think of right now. I’ll add more as they come to me.