Must find job must find job must find job must
I’ve blogged about this a long time ago, but it’s still fun.
- “Leibniz” is word #46,084 and is a more commonly used word than…
- Dismounting, tyrannosaurus, battleaxe, and—get this—noodle.
- “Spinoza” is word #36,758 and is a more commonly used word than…
- Toenails, extruded, substandard, and…Citibank.
- Newton (5,361) + Calculus (26,498) = Cookie (FIG NEWTONS OMG!) (31859)
- Leibniz (46,084) + Calculus (26,498) = Quim, and though I can’t find an exact definition, it has something to do with the vagina. And that’s good enough for me. (72,582)
- And “psychometrics” isn’t among the 86,800 most commonly used words. Sad.
- Sparta is word #17,986. Kant is right after that.
- This (23) + is (9) + Sparta (17,986) = Regrettable (18,018)
Claudia is bored.
I think it was Socrates who said, “Hello! My name is Socrates!”
It’s word coincidences time!
This is what I found:
~”Underling” is a more commonly used word than “boob”.
~”Marco” (#9054) has a long way to go to find “Polo” (#10453) (and an even longer way to go to find “polio”).
~That a “condom” is only a “conservationist” away from a “vagina”.
~”Sexy” and “Stalin” are right next to each other (I suppose, in the heat of the moment, a person may slip and shout out, “oh god, you’re so damn Stalin!”).
~It’s no coincidence that “bombastic”, “uncivilized” and “Mormon” are all in close proximity of each other (yeah, yeah, apologies to all the Mormons. You know I don’t mean anything I say).
~The devil is “easy” (#666).
~That “anus” outranks “Uranus” by quite a lot.
~”Democracy” and “cancer” are right next to each other.
And finally…
~The fact that “Claudia” is number 6681 and “boyfriend” is number 6682 disproves all possible correlations that I was attempting to make.
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