(Or Wal-Mart, I can’t tell whose fault this is):

This may come as a surprise to you, but there are ladies today who have tiny boobies. I know the average breast size has increased over the past 15 years or so, but the itty bitty titties are still out there.
Just like larger-cupped ladies, we need to buy new bras every once in awhile. It would be super awesome for us to have close to as many options as women with C- and D-cups. Actually, it would be super awesome to have more options than:
1) exercise bras, or
2) bras that have enough padding in them to qualify as already containing boobs.

If I have to go to the last rack of bras in Wal-Mart to even FIND A-cup bras, and then have to feel up 4 different styles to find one that doesn’t have a metric ton of “your boobs aren’t adequate so here’s some help” padding, there’s a problem.

Plus they were all white.

Plain white.

If the larger cups get fancy fabric, lace, colors, and lasers* to decorate their baby feeders, A-cups should, too.

I miss ShopKo. ShopKo knew how to stock a good amount of styles in all sizes.

That is all.

*This needs to happen

Today’s song: Push Me to the Floor by the Parlotones