Monads are a girl’s best friend
I love how they don’t even say “sexual activity” anymore on Viagra commercials.
Now it’s just “ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for sex.”
And even if it wasn’t, wouldn’t that be in your top 10 preferred ways to die, anyway?
Seriously.

Spambots! Why u no shut up about Viagra?
Point of interest: Word 2010 automatically capitalizes Viagra.
Point of interest II: The spambots of WordPress really seem to think I have a penis.
Point of interest III: I don’t quite know what I did to provoke them; all of a sudden I’m getting like 30 spam comments per day. Odd.
That’s all. Sorry my life isn’t exciting at all.