So I just crash-slept in my chair and had the most vivid dream. I was an old lady walking around a big mall while carrying this super fancy cane. There were a bunch of other old ladies scattered about in the mall and every once and a while one of them would ask, “that’s a beautiful cane, can I see it?” And I would dramatically lift it up, press a button on the cane’s handle, and it would open to reveal this STUNNING umbrella covered in jewels and fancy fabrics. The opening of said umbrella would be accompanied by a dramatic wind that would make the fabric flutter and the jewels jingle. I would get a new cane/umbrella after each showing so that every old lady got to see a different umbrella opening.

It was…weird. And kinda cool.