Do you ever feel like a box of turds for no discernible reason?

That’s how I’m feeling today.

It might be because I didn’t walk to campus today. I wanted to give my feet a bit of a break because I’ve walked 71 miles over the past week, but maybe my body’s so used to the walking that it goes into “I’mma feel like garbage” mode if I don’t walk more than 5 miles in a day.

Sorry, body. I’ll do better tomorrow.

(P.S. Microsoft Word 2007 does not recognize the word “turds”)