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So a tropical storm is currently crawling (swimming?) weakly towards Hawaii.
What was the name of this tropical storm? Flossie.

I have never heard that name in my life.

*researches*

Okay, apparently it’s a diminutive of Florence, which is “derived from florens; ‘prosperous, flourishing.'”
Yeah, okay, “Florence” I’ve obviously heard. But when I see “Tropical Storm Flossie” I think this:

DENTAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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