Unless it sucks.

The most popular US baby names last year were…underwhelming.

THE BOYZ
In order:

• Liam
• Noah
• Oliver
• James
• Elijah
• William
• Henry
• Lucas
• Benjamin
• Theodore

I really like the name Benjamin, and seeing Theodore on there is cool. Noah is okay. I HATE the name Liam, and hasn’t Lucas been in the top 10 for like 5,000 years now?

THE GULLZ

• Olivia
• Emma
• Charlotte
• Amelia
• Sophia
• Isabella
• Ava
• Mia
• Evelyn
• Luna

Ugh. They’re not bad, but…

We need some cooler names, yo.