Because I don’t remember the last time I did a survey and that’s UNACCEPTABLE!

Best sandwich?
From Subway: tuna on white bread with cheese, mayo, and olives. Fight me, it’s REALLY good.

What’s one thing you own that you really should throw out?
HA. A lot of things. Probably my super beat-up coat that I bought several years ago from the Superstore. But y’all will have to pry that coat from my cold, dead, hands, because I LOVE it.

What is the scariest animal?
Man! Or anything that can eat you alive. That’s horrifying.

Apples or oranges?
Apples. By far. Oranges are ass.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
I…don’t think so?

What do you think happens when we die?
The universe reabsorbs us and parts of us become other things.

Favorite action movie?
Is Sunshine an action movie? If not, then Armageddon.

Favorite smell?
I FAIL! I FAIL A THOUSAND TIMES!!

Least favorite smell?
OH GOD I KEEP FAILING

Exercise: worth it?
It’s about the only thing that keeps me from jumping into traffic, so…maybe.

Flat or sparkling?
Flat.

Most used app on your phone?
Either Tiktok or Twitter.

You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
Call on Me by Eric Prydz.

What number am I thinking of?
Twelve.

Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
Climate change, no future, despair.