Bro, you can buy surplus shit from the CITY OF CALGARY?

This is in the “Court Seizures” section, OH MY GOD

Hahahaha, where the hell does half of this stuff come from? A whole subsection is titled “Helicopter Parts.”

Like…what?

WHERE DID THE KAYAK COME FROM

Edit: IT’S A SIGNED KENNY G SAXOPHONE WHY IN THE HELL IS THIS IN A SURPLUS SALE IN CALGARY???

I love this so much.