My name is Claudia, and I’m obscenely horny today.

It’s actually kind of frightening.

I spent the afternoon doing regression and then writing smut that only I would enjoy. And then I daydreamt about all the stuff that’s too disturbing to even reach the “smut” level that goes on in my head. I have issues.

And UBC needs to have a shirtless day, for students and professors. Hell, there’s a nude beach steps from the campus…we can at least have a shirtless day.

Also:

I honestly don’t think it’s possible to make a bad remix or cover of this song. That violin is fucking fantastic.

Also also:

I’m pissed off at both iTunes and Paypal. Why do they make it so difficult to change bank accounts/use a different country’s iTunes store? I had this whole huge rant planned out for this, but I’m really too horny to think about anything aside from how horny I am.

Blah.

Today’s song: Sleepyhead, Passion Pit’s song covered by Run Toto Run