“Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav is a King Penguin living in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland”
And that is the opening sentence to one of the weirdest Wikipedia pages ever.
Mother Teresa called…she HATES you!
Naw, she doesn’t. The Pope does.
Anyway, why all of a sudden is everybody obsessed with penguins? Freakin’ everybody. Yes, they’re cute…yes, they’re loud…yes, they crap on everything…
But I think, in order to be obsessed with penguins, at least some people should be obsessed with, I dunno…global warming?! Because if global warming continues to accelerate, the penguins will be all gone. Think about that.
Okay, I’m done. Rant over.
