Very interesting website; these are a few of my favorites.

“I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.”

“I still wish I had taken the F instead of the A on the online test I hurried to finish while I could hear my dog dying on the kitchen floor.”

“My cat died almost a year ago, but I still find her hair on my clothes and blankets sometimes.”

“They say that depression runs in my family, but that doesn’t help me much right now.”

“I laughed out loud in class at the severe irony when he pronounced it “foo pah.””

“My boyfriend and I bonded by comparing our self-injury scars.”

“Today you shaved your hair into a mohawk to make my mom laugh over losing hers to chemo and today I realized that you are my hero.”

“We met because he’d hit me in the back of the head with his trombone slide.”