Claudia Presents: “Let’s get ready to Stuuuuuumble!”
Ready for another romp around the internet?
Of course you are!
ONWARDZ!
- Love your 90’s music? Click here.
- Want to see if your favorite nickname/tag/username is available on a given site? Click here.
- Want to test your vocab? Click here.
- Interested in Google’s (playful) deceptions? Click here.
- Fan of obscure words? Click here.
- Are you getting high from all the clicking and wish you could do more of it? Click here.
AND:
The best OK Cupid match question ever.
The end.
Weekends suck
I had a really super craptastic day today. So all you get is this:
From OKCupid: “Personality traits are based on answers to Match Questions as compared to the OkCupid population. The length of a bar represents how strong that trait is [compared to the average scores for your age] and how confident Staff Robot is in the analysis.”
In other news, I have to redo my “About” page. I’ll do it later when I don’t feel like jumping off a bridge.
God I suck
Since my last discussion of OkCupid I have deleted my old profile (stalkers!) and started a new one. I know you’re not supposed to do that ‘cause it confuses the crapspackle out of people, but I’m me and I’m dumb and obnoxious and boring so what’re you gonna do.
I freaking need a COMPANION, my backup love reserves are overflowing with hearts and mush and sentiment.
But mostly mush.
It’s purple.
ANYWAY.
I’ve answered approximately 350 Match Questions (which is about 350 more than I’d answered on my old profile), so I decided tonight to do the map thing to see if things were different due to my question answers.
PICTURE!
So apparently the closer your state is to the beginning of the alphabet, the more compatible we’d be.
God, look how red Washington is. That’s hilarious I’m surprised that when I walk to Pullman I don’t repel everyone within a 3 mile radius. Or maybe I do!
Scary notions.
AHHH, MOTHERLAND
This whole blog is pretty sweet, but this is one of the better pages.



