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Tweetball

Hello, peeps.

So the Metsโ€™ season officially ended yesterday. SADNESS!

As Iโ€™ve mentioned, Twitter is basically my baseball info hub, and most of my liked Tweets are baseball-related (the rest are math/stats-related, walking-related, or PRIMO MEME CONTENT).

So as a little tribute to the end of the regular season, I present the Metsโ€™ 2019 season in Tweet form! Enjoy.

https://twitter.com/McCanns_Beard/status/1117260366201880576

https://twitter.com/TheNatsFanatic/status/1136094208987672576

https://twitter.com/Pete_Alonso20/status/1156581443889483776

https://twitter.com/JeffMcNeil805/status/1174819899153289226

 

Bonus nonsense:

https://twitter.com/MLBMeme/status/1108327720843243520

 

 

ALONSO SMASH!

Such a cool moment.

That is all.

Yo

Cespedes had a โ€œranch incidentโ€ and broke his ankle, โ€˜cause heโ€™s a Met and of course he did.

I shouldnโ€™t have laughed so hard at this, but I did.

UNPACK THE WHACK

Hahaha, how did I not know this happened?

Thatโ€™s great. Blevins can act, yo.

METS, NO

Mets, why you gotta go trading my favorite dude? Not cool.

I was legit sad when I read that Cabrera got traded. I dig Cabrera. Now heโ€™s with the Phillies, the team against which he had the famous bat flip.

Edit: Did you know Cabrera has one of the 15 unassisted triple plays in MLB history? Now you do!

Iโ€™m sad.

Oh, Metsโ€ฆ

Hahaha, wow, when itโ€™s all put together in a little montage like thatโ€ฆ

That 2015 World Series, holy hell.

Twit

I think Iโ€™ve said this before on here, but Iโ€™ll say it again for clarityโ€™s sake. The only thing Twitter is good for is sports updates. Thatโ€™s the only thing. Everything else on it is dumb. I donโ€™t want to see your oh-so-important garbage broken into 140-character chunks of text.

IT.
LOOKS.
STUPID.

Get a blog, you plebs.

Anyway, hereโ€™s the real reason for this post. The Mets Twitter posted this little guy during the game last night and Iโ€™m still laughing.

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Itโ€™s just the perfect representation of how their season is going.

THIS IS WHAT TWITTER IS FOR.

Anyway.

ITโ€™S BASEBALL Oโ€™CLOCK

Itโ€™s Mets time, bitches! Hopefully theyโ€™ll win their first game. And, yโ€™know, a good amount of the rest of their games.

(Edit: haha, wow, they murdered the Braves.)

Also, shock of shocks: I dug out my old Unreal CD and stuck it in Big Compy just to see how badly it wouldnโ€™t work. But heyโ€ฆit actually worked! And it looks shockingly good for a game from 1998.

Awesome. I just wish The Neverhood worked on this computer, too.

The Mets, The Mets, The Mets are On Fire

Take a look at what the Mets are doing right now:

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This is a graph of the Metsโ€™ probability of making it to the postseason. As you can see, the probability had been taking a dive for most of the season, bottoming out at 6.7% on August 19th. They basically had a very, very small chance of making it.

Less than a month later, that probability has shot up to 63%. Thatโ€™s pretty crazy. Theyโ€™re just out of the wildcard spot now. I think itโ€™s especially interesting when you consider that none of the other teams even remotely in contention have any huge upswings or downswings (except maybe the Cardinals).

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(Sorry, I like graphs.)

(And now I can use the โ€œsportsโ€ category for the first time in like 4 years.)