Muppets??
This actually looks like one of the old classic Muppet movies, yo.
Needs Rizzo, though.
Conservatives are getting triggered by a Muppet and I’m living for it
Specifically, the BEST Muppet: Gonzo the Great.
So apparently there was a recently-aired Muppet Babies episode in which Gonzo wore a dress and called himself Gonzorella.
And the degree to which this is pissing off conservatives is HILARIOUS.
Oh No He WoRe A dReSs WhAt KiNd Of HoRrIbLe MeSsAgE dOeS tHiS sEnD
Hilarious but also sad, of course. What kind of delusional, backwards world must you live in to think that this is the biggest “threat” to children instead of, I dunno, the bi-weekly school shootings that we all get to hear about?
Fucking ridiculous.
Also, let’s be real. If there’s a canonically gender-nonconforming Muppet, we all know it’s Gonzo.
Mid-90s Muppets
So I don’t know if this was a preview on one of the Muppet VHS tapes my mom had when I was a kid, but the wonderful and creepy YouTube algorithm brought it back to me today:
We had the CD, too.
I loved that “Mr. Spaceman” song, yo. Gonzo rules and so does Jimmy Buffett.
This is perhaps the most hilarious thing I’ve read in awhile
Oh man. This is fantastic.
“The Swedish Chef does not speak any known language, and the fact that his nonsense words are so widely interpreted as Swedish-sounding is bewildering and annoying to Swedes.”
“Riad, one of 18 members of the prestigious Swedish Academy, which determines who wins the Nobel Prize in literature, wrote an article in the Swedish language magazine Spraktidningen titled “Börk Börk Börk. Ehula Hule de Chokolad Muus.””
““There are three things that people talk to Swedes about pretty uniformly: the Swedish Chef, Abba, and Ikea.””
Hahahaha. Gotta love the Swedes.
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