Actually, don’t. It’s probably all still relevant anyway.

I had to write the rough draft of my Epistemology final during that week I was so sick, so the revision process was not so much a revision as it was a “let’s start from scratch” kind of thing. I’ve been working on it all day and I took like 400 shots of some energy spray thing last night just for fun (MENERGY!). Couldn’t sing in Rock Band ‘cause my voice was all shaky, but then I got a 100% on expert singing Livin’ on a Prayer and another on More Than a Feeling, so I guess shaky = good (or shaky = Bon Jovi, one of the two).

What was I doing?

Oh yeah.

So…since classes are done with and that essay is done with and I am in denial about the hell this week will be, I decided to take the night off and just dink around. During said dinking around, I decided to figure out how many pages of essays I’ve written since I started college.
Numbers are as follows:

 FALL 2006
143

SPRING 2007
183

SUMMER 2007
48

FALL 2007
82

SPRING 2008
62

SUMMER 2008
52

FALL 2008
142

SPRING 2009
381

TOTAL:
1093

Let’s see…college started on August 21, 2006, which means that, counting today, I’ve been here too long 992 days. This equates to about 1.1 pages of written material a day.

It also means that about 35% of the total number of pages I’ve written in college have been written over the past 16 weeks. Scary stuff. Also, notice Spring 2008. Not too bad for a 25-credit semester, eh? Thank you, stats classes.