I had this dream last night in which I quit school to become a cartoonist. I quickly realize that this is a mistake and draw a series of cartoons to submit to the math department to get back into school. I call the cartoon “Math Quacks” and it stars two ducks names Sine and Cosine. They swim around and eat bread and make really, really, really stupid jokes. They have evil alter-egos named (of course) Cosecant and Secant [I had them mixed up in my head, but I’m pretty sure this is how my subconscious was wanting it to be].

Near the end of the series they make a baby duck called Tangent. Who also makes really, really stupid jokes.

And I think the water they all lived in was called something like Triangle Lake.

Yeah.

This actually might have to happen.