Why in the hell did they call it Kryptonite? I mean, I know it supposedly has no relation to the element Krypton, but really? If you’re going to rip off a noble gas, Argonite sounds a lot cooler. Or Radonite, since, well, it’s radioactive.

And Neonite sounds like a Pokemon or something.

He evolves into an “OPEN” sign.

Urge to create Pokemon cards for all the elements now = high.

Today’s song: Welcome Home by Radical Face (freaking beautiful song, check it out)