(Many, many things.)

So as you may be aware (especially if you’re my husband or my mom), I have trouble finishing the packages of things – food items in particular.

For example, if I have a bag of spaghetti, I will never finish it down to the last spaghetti noodle. I’ll use like 90% of it and then start in on a new bag. And then just repeat this until I have 20+ bags that have 10% of the spaghetti left in them. And that’s just one example – I could give you like twenty other ones.

The newest problem is string cheese. You buy them in bags of 8, 16, or 24 up here and GUESS WHO CAN’T FINISH A DAMN BAG BEFORE BUYING A NEW ONE?

CAN YOU GUESS???? ?? ?
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Visual proof:

I reiterate: what the hell is wrong with me?