1. An Invitation
I was playing with Pepper and didn’t realize I still had my phone on while I held it in my left hand and OH MY GOD I almost invited the whole Curriculum Review Committee to the newly- and accidentally-created “I’m so rtf rtf” event. That would have been hilariously bad.

2. A Joke
Q: What do you call wine made from a pig?
A: Swine.

(This joke brought to you by Nate and me playing Jeopardy!)

3. A Met
I FREAKING LOVE JEFF MCNEIL