I have a question for the ladies…and the guys, too, I guess, it doesn’t matter.

What’s the big deal with Johnny Depp? Am I seriously the only one who thinks he’s butt ugly? Orlando Bloom, too. There were these girls who came into the restaurant today and were all, “OMG JOHNNY DEPP IS HOT LOL I WANNA MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS BABIES!”

Ugh. I don’t get it.

But don’t pay any attention to me; I’m writing this at 3:00 in the morning. I barely have time to blog anymore, what’s up with that?