I found a bunch of pseudo-scientific, not-backed-up-by-research quizzes that are supposed to tell you deep dark secrets about your personality.

But they’re a distraction from the shitstorm that is reality right now, so here y’all go.

Edit: there’s actually quite a mix of things on here. Some of them are supposedly based on research (the “screening” type tests) and some of them are just…regular calculator-based tests (the BMI test), but most of them seem relatively frivolous. Fun, though.