Of course you don’t!

But this is my blog so I’m going to post the nonsense that I want. And if you still decide to read this drivel, that’s on you, bro.

Anyway.

Sometime back in the Stone Age, my grandma cross-stitched this little picture-holder thingy that was designed to house one of each of my school pictures from first grade all the way up to 12th grade.

Here it is:

Comments:

• I was the Mullet Queen up through third grade. You’re not a 90s kid if you’re not a Mullet Queen (or Mullet King) at some point, I guess.
• I LOVED that shirt I was wearing in my 4th grade pic.
• I also loved that one from my 7th grade pic. It had these big bell-bottom sleeves on it.
• That shirt from the 12th grade pic was great, too. I still have it, but it’s pretty shredded up now.
• I look really stupid in my 8th grade pic, but that’s my favorite background out of all of them.
• I actually look really stupid in all of these, but 8th through 12th grade are the worst.
• WHY DID I HAVE SO MUCH HAIR IN 5th GRADE? WHO LET IT DO THAT???
• My hair in 11th grade is…obeying the laws of physics? How?

Ew.