Huttah! He-brides! This is what my Tuesdays and Thursdays will consist of for about a month:

I. He-bride pirates shouting “scurvy!” and “arrrrrr!” and “throw me my sexin’ pants, me bucko!”

II. He-bride lovers running in slow motion towards each other because that’s what lovers do.

III. A completely non-sexual song about milking said he-brides.

IV. Something about the he-brides going to an isle. I’m still not quite sure about this one.

And so yeah. I love concert band.