Gravity Falls. I’ve never watched it (apart from like little clips), but two things that bug me about it:

ONE: Why does Dipper sound like he’s 40 years old? Like, the two girls in the below clip sound appropriately aged. Why does Dipper sound like he’s about to take out a second mortgage on his condo?

TWO: Why doesn’t Bill Cipher sound like Plankton from Spongebob? He should sound like Plankton from Spongebob.

Am I judging a cartoon on very superficial components without ever watching it? Yes.

Fight me.

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