Q: Where do you go after your steak at Outback Steakhouse?
A: To the outhouse to get your steak back!

Like I said, I’m here all week.

Q: What is the only acceptable way for a person to praise a production of A Streetcar Named Desire?
A: Go out in the street and scream, “STELLAR!!! STELLAR!!!”

I’m here all week, people.