So I was messing around on eBay tonight when something occurred to me: have you ever noticed how many of the eBay feedback comments can fit perfectly as feedback for prostitutes, too?
Examples:
“Great to work with! Would buy from again.”
“No problems, very quick and reasonable.”
“Thanks for the great deal. Hope to see more.”
“A 5 star transaction from start to finish.”
“Good enough.”
“Item as described and well packed. Thank you.”
“VERY QUICK DELIVERY!”
“Quick and easy – the way it should be. Thank You.”
“My dad loves it!”
Ones especially good for male prostitution:
“You made my wife’s Christmas. Thank You.”
“Everything came swiftly and perfectly.”
“I ordered, it came a couple of days later.”
“Package not intact!”
And my personal favorite:
“Wii came as advertised and in a timely manner.”
Yeah, I need to find a job.
Eigenblogger 
I need a life
So I was messing around on eBay tonight when something occurred to me: have you ever noticed how many of the eBay feedback comments can fit perfectly as feedback for prostitutes, too?
Examples:
“Great to work with! Would buy from again.”
“No problems, very quick and reasonable.”
“Thanks for the great deal. Hope to see more.”
“A 5 star transaction from start to finish.”
“Good enough.”
“Item as described and well packed. Thank you.”
“VERY QUICK DELIVERY!”
“Quick and easy – the way it should be. Thank You.”
“My dad loves it!”
Ones especially good for male prostitution:
“You made my wife’s Christmas. Thank You.”
“Everything came swiftly and perfectly.”
“I ordered, it came a couple of days later.”
“Package not intact!”
And my personal favorite:
“Wii came as advertised and in a timely manner.”
Yeah, I need to find a job.