I thought it was my personality…turns out it’s just my bangs/the brand of my TV/my distaste for chicken wings/the fact that I’m an only child.

This is absolutely hilarious. A lot of the comments are from ladies who appear to be super offended, but just think it’s freaking funny.

What confuses me though is who exactly their target audience is. Their little blurb reads: “We’re letting women in on a little secret. Guys make lists too. And, they just made a list that addresses a question on the minds of single women everywhere. What are the real reasons they’re still single?”

The first sentence makes it sound like it’s directed to the ladies. The last sentence/question makes it sound like the list is for dudes to print out and check off items when they go on dates.

And they refer to the offending women as “She [does such-and-such]” on their list, but use “you”—as in, “you are from Texas, vile female, and therefore deserve to be single because geographical location is directly correlated to your datability potential” in the actual explanations.

So…who are they talking to, exactly?

Haha.

Red Flag #18: she cares about 100 Red Flags.

I’d like to make one of these for data analysis. 100 Red Flags: The real reasons your analysis is wrong.

Red Flag #1: You forgot to test for equal variances, you fool!

Red Flag #35: No, no, no…it’s “correlation does NOT equal causation!”

Red Flag #88: Oh god, you’re using SPSS.

Etc.