Today I found this little funky site. You could type in your name and get little doodads for it. Here we go! I just included the main part, cause, well, it’s sad:

You entered: Claudia Marie Mahler
There are 18 letters in your name.
Those 18 letters total to 82.
There are 9 vowels and 9 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:
-Spanish: Lame
-Latin: Lame
-German: Feminine of Claude (which means “intrepid!” Naw, I’m kidding. That would be cruel. It means “lame.”)
-French: A feminine form of Claud, a variant of the Latin Claudium meaning lame.
-English: Feminine of Claude (*cough*whichmeanslame*cough)
-Biblical: Lame

Your number is: 1

The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual.

The expression or destiny for #1:
A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement (hooray!). Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of accomplishment on ones talents and efforts. You have little need for much supervision, preferring to act on your own with little restraint (god, that’s true). You are both ambitious and determined. Self-confident and self-reliant must be yours, as you develop a strong unyielding will and the courage of your convictions.
Although you fear loneliness, you want to be left alone (YES). You fear routine and being in a rut. You often jump the gun because you are afraid of being left behind.
The negative attributes of the 1 Expression are egotism (*cough*) and a self-centered approach to life. This is an aggressive number and if it is over-emphasized it is very hard to live with. You do not have to be overly aggressive to fulfill your destiny. The 1 has a natural instinct to dominate and to be the boss; adhering to the concept of being number One. Again, you do not have to dominate and destroy in order to lead and manage.

So basically, I could be God if I try hard enough and get people named Matthew and Mark and such to write a book about me. Sweet.