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I’m gonna need 74 cats STAT!

Remember my cat name list?

Since I’m sure every single one of you cares, here’s the updated list as of today:

(Edit: I’ve added a few names since today, so they’re on here now too)

  • Potato Bun Sidekick
  • Mr. Goodbutt
  • Zesty Cheese
  • Jabberwocky
  • Stubblety-Cook
  • Beany Meat Stew for You
  • Senator Nice Rear
  • Douglas Fatbacks
  • Captain Fatberg
  • Kiwiberry Ruckus
  • Disproportionate Fisk
  • No Name Pepperoni Chub
  • Poofy Crust
  • Sticky Colander
  • Cracker McSwatt
  • Wax Technician
  • Sticky Butter
  • Indefinitely Numerous
  • Automobili Lamborghini
  • Snoozopolis
  • Fatty Vegetable
  • Bumpus “The Cat Man” Jones
  • Harry Capp the Mossman (the Cat)
  • Rotunda
  • Cavity Sam
  • Honey Fitz
  • Big Gig Roam Extra
  • Impossible Nacho Burrito
  • Dazzle Basket
  • Cheese Whizholm
  • Otto von Bisquick
  • Phoebe B. Beebe
  • Ice Box Chamberlain
  • Nash Rambler
  • Big Ass Chicken Leg
  • Spicy Dracula
  • Sauce Mousseline
  • Spooky Bomber
  • Hot Baby Genoa
  • Kevin Lasagna
  • Old Dutch Chip
  • Sweet Nothings
  • Ball-of-Fat
  • Mushroom Gorge
  • Fuzzy Battery
  • Umami Bomb
  • Jumbo Ozaki
  • Piddly Bits
  • Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons
  • Jumbo Luno
  • Daddy Yankee
  • Pounce de Leon
  • Brief Beard
  • Toastmobile
  • Hefty Hiney
  • Bjornslaughter
  • Boomtown Rat (The Cat)
  • General Spaghetti
  • Manifest Hamburger
  • Jimmy Hut, CEO
  • Le Slim Cow
  • Mr. Spook
  • Sweetest Grandpa
  • Hearty Truffle
  • Big Turk
  • Black Thunder
  • Polly Waffle
  • Exotic Melon
  • Hefty Tolstoy
  • Stud Gummy
  • Tropicana Plop
  • Industrial Control Beef
  • Touch-Me-Not
  • Sharples

The end.

PRING

Whenever I’m sad (which is like all the time now), I take a look at the list of potential cat names that I’m saving for potential cats. The current list consists of the following:

  • Potato Bun Sidekick
  • Mr. Goodbutt
  • Zesty Cheese
  • Jabberwocky
  • Beany Meat Stew for You
  • Senator Nice Rear
  • Douglas Fatbanks
  • Captain Fatberg
  • Kiwiberry Ruckus
  • Disproportionate Fisk
  • No Name Pepperoni Chub
  • Poofy Crust
  • Sticky Colander
  • Cracker McSwatt

I’m sure Nate will try to veto some all of these names, but I shall prevail!