Those dang religion guys who hand out the little bible thingies were on campus today, and I successfully avoided all 14–yes, 14–of them.

Is it just me or are they…I dunno…ANNOYING?!

Okay, I’m done with that.

For some reason, these guys passing out bibles reminded me of the abstinence booth at the beginning of the school year that was only passing out items that were phallic-shaped.

Odd, yet hilarious.

And I still have their long, sensual pen.