Waiter! There’s Voltaire in my English book! (what’re the odds of that?!)
This is a blog.
This is a blog for someone.
This is a blog for Matt.
This is a blog for Matt because he gave me a carpet square.
This is a blog for Matt because he gave me a carpet square which is now hanging in my dorm room as a piece of abstract art in a crappily-constructed “frame” and is properly entitled, “Look Beyond the Matt.”
So kudos to Matt.
For the carpet square, and in general.
It’s my birthday, you lovesick fools!
Huttah! ‘Tis my birthday today! 19 wasted years!
Thanks for all the Facebook/MySpace comments, you weirdos. I like them much.
Yeah. That’s about all I got for today. My blogs have been too damn long lately, anyway.
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