You know what’s really good like once a decade?

American cheese. On its own.

I bought one of those packages of 10 singles and am in love. It’s one of those things that, if you have it rarely enough, it tastes freaking amazing. Sure, it’ll make you feel nauseous for like an hour afterwards (I mean, come on, it’s plastic), but while you’re eating it, it’s awesome.

That is all.