Oh man. This is fantastic.

“The Swedish Chef does not speak any known language, and the fact that his nonsense words are so widely interpreted as Swedish-sounding is bewildering and annoying to Swedes.”

“Riad, one of 18 members of the prestigious Swedish Academy, which determines who wins the Nobel Prize in literature, wrote an article in the Swedish language magazine Spraktidningen titled “Börk Börk Börk. Ehula Hule de Chokolad Muus.””

““There are three things that people talk to Swedes about pretty uniformly: the Swedish Chef, Abba, and Ikea.””

Hahahaha. Gotta love the Swedes.