Yes, you read that correctly: today marks my 7,000th blog post.

That’s 19 years, 1 month, and 29 days of consecutive blogging.

Ridiculous.

The part that’s even more sad is that I’ve still got 3,000 more posts to go (8 years, 2 months, and 17 days) to hit my 10,000th blog post.

EXTRA ridiculous.

Readers: thanks for reading.

Non-readers: HOW ARE YOU EVEN SEEING THIS?!?!?!?!?!?